wait for it
I was just sitting there like “the fuck am I waiting for” and then I kinda exploded with happyness
(via avo-lifts)
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
everybody’s looking for gouda
some of them want to consume you
some of them want to be consumed by you
(via that--fit--girl)
because insomnia, when your body just wants rest and your mind refuses to comply, is just the god damned fucking cockslut dogshit worst.
PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
(via beccaliving)
The Sass Master
- Me: Mom, I landed on my ass three times at the gym today.
- Mom: Is the floor okay??
Tonight I made one of my favorite recipes, @jamiemiddletoneason ‘s Cinnamon Swirl Protein Bread 😍
Hahaha when I made this it didn’t look half that appetizing!
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
PREACH
Exactly why you shouldn’t feel the need to do that shit for guys! Seriously all the assholes can be weeded out that way. Do whatever the fuck you want.
(Source: kawaiicornsnake, via 87daysbefore)
(Source: jamesbadgedale, via ag0raphobe)
I’ve been watching fitness videos all night.
Felt the passion for it for the first time in a LONG time! Like I fucking want to be a strong, bad bitch. I want to push myself and be better than I ever have been.
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Yup yup took a shower with a spider today and almost cried
(via inpursuitofshreddedness)
